Thursday, February 8, 2007

Things to Think About!

How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're on TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, whydidn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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