I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
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